The Crushed IceClear Polarized Mirrored Macho Sunglasses

Want rainbow iridescent eyes like a fabulous fruit fly or a thirsty horse fly ready to sit on someone's face, lay some eggs, and circle in for the kill? Ever wanted to use a large, polarized surface to bring all the neighborhood horse flies to your yard and make them say "it's better than yours"? Have you been dreaming of breeding next year's fashion trends like a large horse fly with legs for days drinking at the lake?

Then unleash the dark harvest with Shinesty's Crushed Ice Clear Polarized Mirrored Macho Sunglasses! They darken your world and your soul in time for the dark harvest of your neighborhood animal hosts while leaving plenty of light for you to track them down! Make a splash in your local pond or pool and be the envy of the neighborhood prowlers today! Just sit on their face like these sunglasses want to sit on yours, and the local wildlife will be tantalizing after you and begging to offer you a drink! It has never been so cheap to look AND touch the object of your desire that lets you discreetly view your wildest dreams!